Bookkeeping

What I like to call "bookkeeping"

Aren’t you glad you’re not my accountant?

What you might not believe (if you have the intelligence of a kumquat) is that the inside of my wallet looks just like this.  Yessss!  I have three weeks of pre-show receipts all balled up in there waiting to be set atop this very pile you see before you.

Wowweee!

And then from there I will proceed to ignore the whole  mess until 15 days after the first quarter of this year, whereupon I will begin to worry about ignoring them for about 10 or so days and then, well then the real ignoring begins and I procrastinate for about 15 more days until finally I break down (literally) and organize everything and figure out how to do the damn quarterlies and for crying out loud I’m going to need stiff amounts of alcohol and complete quiet for an entire weekend…and don’t forget the #2’s.

I’m dreading it, but not enough to tackle this mess today. Or tomorrow even.