Guaranteed to choke the life out of you! Wind-pipe shaped fun treats!

Yes, you remember these don’t you?  When we were kids, this is the kind of candy we ate.  Pop one of these hard little nasties in your piehole, start playing TAG and before you knew it, you were choking to beat the [...]]]>  

Guaranteed to choke the life out of you! Wind-pipe shaped fun treats!

Yes, you remember these don’t you?  When we were kids, this is the kind of candy we ate.  Pop one of these hard little nasties in your piehole, start playing TAG and before you knew it, you were choking to beat the band.

Don’t bother with gummy bears (mushy as crap) and all the other shite kids eat nowadays, we were effing hardcore with these esophageal shaped candies of doom.  Kids nowadays are pu…coddled. Like little eggs.  Precious little eggs.  yeesh.