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Hey Chief

eldee — Mon, 04 May 2009 18:30:41 +0000

What the fuck do you call this move:

What the fuck is your hot hurry?

Underarm “treatments” only 230 dollars.

eldee — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 11:17:17 +0000

Who could possibly have the money nowadays to get their underarms waxed? Or whatever the hell they do to your underarms when they “treat” them.

Couldn’t you find something better to do with your money (like throwing a dollar or two to charity?) than having your pits waxed? Unless you have a medical reason to have the hair taken off like this, why can’t you simply shave? Or go Yeti if you want. But jeez, 230 dollars? And you can bet that it is the first of many “treatments” you’ll have to have for permanent hair removal.

I simply don’t understand some of the stupid things people spend money on, instead of banking it or giving it to someone that might need it more.

Question

eldee — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 11:35:12 +0000

What do you suppose is the recommended polite length of time to wait at a newly turned green light before you lay on the horn and wake the narcoleptic up in front of you?

Without being a douche, of course.

How sad

eldee — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 12:15:44 +0000

Sometimes I think we take care of our old pets better than we take care of our old humans.

Things Skreepsa wonders about

eldee — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 12:21:10 +0000

1. Are airplane seats getting shorter? Is the distance between the edge of her seat getting shorter or are her legs elongating like some sort of weird scifi bug?

2. Why can a person fly nonstop from Oregon to Tokyo, yet cannot seem to get from Raleigh to Portland in less than 100 hours with fifteen layovers? Or vice-versa.

3. Why does it cost the same for a round way ticket with one layover or three? Do airlines think people WANT to take-off and land, take-off and land, take-off and land?

4. Why does the west coast have to be on the other side of the country?