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Hey Chief

What the fuck do you call this move:

What the fuck is your hot hurry?

Underarm “treatments” only 230 dollars.

Who could possibly have the money nowadays to get their underarms waxed? Or whatever the hell they do to your underarms when they “treat” them.

Couldn’t you find something better to do with your money (like throwing a dollar or two to charity?) than having your pits waxed? Unless you have a [...]

Question

What do you suppose is the recommended polite length of time to wait at a newly turned green light before you lay on the horn and wake the narcoleptic up in front of you?

Without being a douche, of course.

How sad

Sometimes I think we take care of our old pets better than we take care of our old humans.

Things Skreepsa wonders about

1.  Are airplane seats getting shorter?  Is the distance between the edge of her seat getting shorter or are her legs elongating like some sort of weird scifi bug?

2.  Why can a person fly nonstop from Oregon to Tokyo, yet cannot seem to get from Raleigh to Portland in less than 100 hours with fifteen [...]